Original Post - 2019/03/14 7:39:45 PM

In recent research by me and a few investigators, we have discovered Gott's secret life. He was confirmed to be an Alien, until now!

Last week, Gott was seen outside my house stalking me because I recently discovered his secret: https://i.imgur.com/KgzrJzM.png

A few days later, I finally caught him! I tazed him with my tazer when he wasn't looking and brought him to my secret lab. After I done a series of experiments, I have concluded that Gott wasn't just an Alien... But also... A CRUSTACEAN! He was a Crab that dressed like people! But that could only mean... Crab People! I should have known! Gott was one of the Crab People! Crabs that came from outer space and dress like people! Well I have him locked away in my basement, that crikey Crustacean won't be getting out anytime soon. I will keep an eye on Gott, and I will share more info with you guys very soon. 🦀THE WORLD MUST KNOW!🦀

Reply - 2019/03/14 7:40:47 PM

he Gott tased


Reply - 2019/03/14 7:43:18 PM

♂ 7777 [-]

ha gott(em) xd im so funny

Reply - 2019/03/14 10:18:26 PM

♀ snap [-]

Gott must be locked in a cage immediately.

Reply - 2019/03/14 10:28:55 PM

Ahoy, me bucko! I like money.